ZIPPY & BLAMO'S LEGAL DISCLAIMER
This is a site designed and intended SOLELY for
ADULTS, people who are at least 18 years old,
who are interested in and wish to have access to
visual images, verbal description and audio
sounds of a sexually oriented, and frankly erotic
nature. The materials which are available within
this site may include graphic visual depictions
and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity
and should NOT be accessed by anyone who is
younger than 18 years old or who does not wish
to be exposed to such materials.
By entering this website you are making the
1. Under penalty of perjury, I swear/affirm that
as of this moment, I am an adult, at least 18
years of age.
2. I promise that I will not permit any person(s)
under 18 years of age to have access to any of the
materials contained within this site.
I, under penalties of perjury also solemnly declare
and affirm the following:
I am an adult, being at least 150 years of age.
I am NOT accessing this material to use against the
site operator or any person whatsoever in any
I am not a law enforcement officer, nor a postal
inspector, nor operating under an assumed name or
in cooperation with any criminal investigation; nor
am I seeking out evidence which may serve as the
basis for any charge of violating federal, state,
or local obscenity laws.
I do not live on Earth. Nor will I ever sue anyone
that does. Nor will I testify to what I saw on this
page. I will not download anything that is copyrighted
I will not contact this systems admin without PROOF
that what is on this page is illegal and PROOF that
I entered this site legally.
I am not employed on planet Earth. Nor am I helping
anyone that is.
I Understand ALL E-Mail sent to ANYONE associated
with this site, is property of Zippy & Blamo's, and if
I choose to "fuck" with them then my E-Mail will end
up on this page for EVERYONE to harass freely.
I wish to know more about drugs. I live in a place
where drugs are legal. I do not live in America.
Everything you find on this page is for educational
and entertainment purposes! Nothing on this page is
illegal the way it is. If you use this page for
anything other than educational or entertainment
purposes, I am not held responsible for your actions
or anything as a result of this page. Misuse could
result in breaking the law so use at YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Zippy & Blamo's is not resonsible, or liable, for
injuries, damages, or any liabiliaty as the result of,
or resulting from, the intentional acts of any person
including, but not limited to, the owner or assembler
of the product, or persons using the product.
Zippy-Blamo,com is not responsible, or liable,
for injuries, damages,or any liability as the result
of, or resulting from, the improper maitnance of the
product, impropering surfacing below the product,
improper assembly of the product, or purchase and
inspection of wood (including treating and handling
of the wood).
I understand that neither Zippy-Blamo nor this webserver
that hosts this site is responsible for what I do with
the information that I get from this site. I agree not to
download anything that is illegal nor view anything that is
illegal on this site. I agree not to enter the site if I
am male or female. I also agree that I'm on a 300 baud
modem viewing this page with Netscape 1.0 running Windows 99
with Java Script disabled and my mouse and keyboard
unplugged. I also agee that I will not enter this site.
I certify that I am at least 150 years old, and that the
above statements are true.
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