Celebrities Part I

We're well aware that you surfers love pics of celebrities.
So, we dedicated a page to the most sought after actress on net.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Academy Award Winner Shirley Maclaine!!!

That's a mighty nice silk shirt you have on.... Hey! Did you see 'Terms of Endearment'? Your pencil is much bigger than mine Hurry up! This hurts like a son-of-a-bitch!
What exactly are you looking at? You seem to be developing a rash..... Nice watch. This virtual reality machine is really great!
GOD you're a snazzy dresser - are those DOCKERS? That shirt is DYNO-MITE!!!!!! Is that a Krusty the Clown tattoo? Where the hell did this rug come from?

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